Bottle Opening Shirt

Now here is a shirt I would like to see go through airport security... "I'm sorry sir, we are going to need you to remove your shirt and go through security check bare chested on account of the fact that YOU HAVE A METAL BOTTLE OPENER ATTACHED TO YOUR SHIRT!" With regard to the combination of clothing and bottle openers, couldn't the line have been drawn at the Reef sandals with the bottle opener attached to the heel? At least those would make it through security (in a bin) and there is no potential for half nudity and stomach guts hanging out in line. This shirt can be purchased on sale (shocker) via this website: http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/exclusives/debb/. The website says the shirt is for responsible "meatbags." Sorry meatheads and meatsticks.... guess you're banned... at least you'll make it through security.